Now that I notice it, you're always there next to me,
but do I actually hate you? Love you?
Or am I delusional?
When I take a look at my feelings clearly,
whether I'm a lady or a host,
it doesn't matter to me.
People fall in love for all sorts of different reasons, but...
I want to see you now,
to give your tender self cherry-blossom kisses,
and if your heart beats faster, let's let our love bloom.
Right now is more vital than the future.
The springtime of love's beauty
is the aesthetic of a damsel in bloom.
The beach?
Yes, the beach!
The beach...
You said so before, didn't you?
You wouldn't mind going to a real beach.
Did I say that?
Yes, you did. And so...
...we've prepared some swimsuits for you.
Isn't this cute?
I think...
...that this would look good on Haru-chan.
You don't get it, huh, Honey-senpai?
Just wearing this uniform helps to gloss over the fact
"Little Miss A-cup"
that she's as flat as a cutting board.
A one-piece type suit like that would only invite tears,
by making it obvious how utterly poor her figure is.
On that point, we carefully selected this separate-type suit.
The frills do a fine job of covering the absence of any bust!
How dare you guys heap sexual harassment on my little girl!
That's enough of that!
Then, we aren't going to the beach?
Whoever said we weren't going?
Oh, then you do want to go!
Can Usa-chan come, too?
I have no objections.
Huh? We're really going?
Come on, let's go to the beach!
"The Sun, the Sea and the Host Club!"
So, why Okinawa?
Kyoya's folks have a private beach here.
It's a beautiful place, huh?
Yeah.
But as long as we're going somewhere, why not...
--...the Caribbean... --...or Fiji?
Do you think Haruhi has a passport?
--Ahh... --Thank you so much for your thoughtfulness.
It's so pretty.
Tamaki-kun, being alone with you, looking out at the sea, is like a dream.
It's no dream. But if I could have my way,
I'd wish that I could appear in your dreams tonight.
Tamaki-kun...
Take it easy, Hikaru!
Sorry! I'll get it!
Wait for me, Kaoru!
It's not me! The ball is running away!
"Hosts working on location"
Why?
Your two-shot time is up. Next, please.
Why are we conducting Host Club activities here at the beach?
Haruhi-kun...
Haruhi-kun, aren't you going swimming?
Oh, I like looking at the sea more.
Well, would it be okay if we joined you?
How come?
Go ahead and swim.
You're wearing such cute swimsuits, and all.
We were completely fooled, huh?
Who'd have thought he'd bring guests with us?
We really didn't figure on that.
I invited you club members along for free,
so be sure to perform your services.
But with guests here...
...Haruhi won't be able to wear her swimsuit.
Everything has been taken into account.
Did you think that I would let my dear little girl in her swimsuit
be exposed to your eyes?
"The Theatre of Tamaki's Mind"
And then, come sundown,
Haruhi and I will take a stroll, just the two of us, along the shore.
It really is a pretty sunset.
I wish we could stay here like this and watch it together forever.
Or something along those lines! That would be just too much, huh?
What could have come over Tamaki-kun?
Don't worry about it.
It's his usual condition.
Haru-chan!
Let's go hellfish shunting!
I think you mean "shellfish hunting."
And I've never heard of anyone going shellfish hunting...
...anywhere like this...
What is this?!
Mori-senpai...
My folks' private police force
wanted to make up for their offense toward Honey-senpai earlier,
so I'm letting them do this.
Amazing! What a haul!
We're going to have a fancy side dish tonight, huh?
It's going to be delicious!
"Brimming with happiness"
Well, you two look like you're enjoying yourselves, so I guess it's all right.
Senpai!
We caught a big haul for tonight's supper!
You did, you did, my little girl?
A big haul! A big haul!
Huh? What was that?
Tonight's supper is going to be a real treat!
What do you think, Haruhi? Do you find this large crab to be...
...crab-tivating?
Yes.
How cute!
Cen...
...ti...
...pede!
Hey, Haruhi...
As much as it would pain me
to think that you're a bug-loving, kindhearted girl...
...couldn't you have at least set that thing free more gently?
It's okay. It will take more than that to kill it.
Haruhi-kun is so manly.
And yet so nice, huh?
Fantastic!
Well, okay, fine.
Usually, though, girls react quite differently.
Isn't there anything she's afraid of?
Sir! Sir!
We just thought up a fun game. Want to play?
We call it...
...the "Who can find Haruhi's weakness?" game!
What an awful-sounding game.
Yeah, you're probably right.
She'd only show her weakness to someone she was close to, and all.
What are the rules?!
That's more like it.
The deadline is tomorrow at sunset.
Whoever finds out what her weakness is first, wins.
I will give whoever wins a prize.
We're in on this, too!
So then, everyone is playing.
But Kyo-chan, how is it that you have those photos?
I have my sources. Why don't we just leave it at that?
"And so..."
"Let the games begin!"
This place here...
...is said to be a paranormal spot,
which not even the locals will come to very often.
It's a cave that only shows itself at low tide.
Up to now, they say that a lot of people have drowned down here.
They say that their lingering resentment drags passers-by into the dark.
What's that there?!
What is this? A test of courage or something?
Aren't you afraid of ghosts?
I've never seen one.
"Paranormal terror line of attack failed"
Haru-chan! Over here, over here!
Um...
Is this thing even allowed to be on the beach?
Okay, private police people, if you please!
It's dark, and confined, and scary! It's dark, and confined, and scary!
--Honey-senpai... --...and confined, and scary!
"Claustrophobia attack strategy... failed"
It's dark, and confined, and scary!
This is a mori, right, [Mori: harpoon]
Mori-senpai? [Mori: harpoon]
"A play on words?"
Yeah.
"Sharp point terror line of attack failed"
This game is useless, huh?
Ah... I'm getting bored.
She's not cut out to be a heroine,
with all those things she's not afraid of.
Oh...
--Sir? --What are you doing?
Rat snakes! Having this many together has to be icky, right?
Anyone would find those unpleasant. That's not a weakness.
Then again, does Okinawa even have rat snakes?
And another side dish...
Haruhi-kun!
Hey there!
This breeze feels great!
It's dangerous up there.
This feels great, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Oho, there are girls up here!
Lucky! Hey girls, let's play together.
What are you people doing here?
Who cares? It must be dull having no one but girls around, huh?
Please stop. This is a private beach.
What's that? Does that mean "sweethearts"?
Ee-yow!
Would you go away now? They don't want you.
They say you're bothering them.
Haruhi-kun...
Why, you little kid...
Habu snakes! Those are habu snakes, sir! [Habu: a poisonous snake indigenous to Okinawa]
What do I do?!
Tamaki-sama!
It's Haruhi-kun!
What's with these spindly arms?
Haruhi-kun!
Don't go trying to act tough when you're such a sissy boy!
Kid, you should just go swimming in the ocean...
Haruhi!
...like a good boy!
Haru-chan!
Sir!
Where are they?
We've kept their ID cards, and respectfully asked them to leave.
The girls went back to the hotel.
I've called a doctor, who should be here shortly.
I see.
I'm all right. I don't need a doctor.
Are you one of those?
Actually a martial arts master, like Honey-senpai?
How could you think that you, a girl, by yourself,
could do anything against those boys?!
It had nothing to do with being a boy or a girl.
I was just there, and didn't have time to think about anything like--
Well think about it, you idiot! You are a girl!
I will apologize for making you come after me,
but I can't understand any other reason why you'd be mad at me.
I haven't done anything wrong.
You haven't, huh? Then you go right ahead.
I'm not speaking to you again until you admit you were wrong!
"The Otori family villa"
Ta-da!
The crabs are all boiled!
I'm sorry, Senpai, that there aren't any maids here now.
We're the ones that barged in on your villa, Kyo-chan.
Takashi, go call Haru-chan in.
It's awfully gloomy out there, huh? It looks like it might rain.
Speaking of gloomy...
There's someone even more gloomy in here than the darkness outside.
If you're going to mope like that...
...then you shouldn't have picked a fight with her.
Haruhi, did you buy that dress yourself?
My dad must have repacked my bags for me.
He always wants me to wear stuff like this.
Good job, Haruhi's dad!
"Ha-ru-hi's Dad!"
Haru-chan, you look cute.
The air is stuffy, huh?
It's kind of tense in here.
Let's eat, Haru-chan!
I'm sure the crabs we caught today are delicious.
These crabs...
...taste in-crab-ible.
Get it?
Aren't you eating too much, to say the least?
Huh? I thought you weren't speaking to me.
"Snap!"
Y-You're not being cute.
Okay, I get it. You're not going to reconsider what you've done.
Fine, then. I'm going to bed.
Kyoya, show me to my room.
All right. Well, if you'll excuse me, too...
Maybe I really should learn some karate or something.
How could you think that you, a girl, by yourself,
could do anything against those boys?!
Oh, then it is bothering you?
That's the direction your thoughts are going, is it?
It's not like we'd stop you, or anything,
but that's not what this is about, is it?
To be honest, I wish you'd reconsider how rashly you acted today, too.
Why? Hikaru, I didn't make trouble for you guys, did I?
That's not true, Haru-chan.
You should tell everyone you're sorry, okay?
Understand? And tell Tama-chan that you're sorry
for worrying him so much, too.
You were all worried about me?
Do you believe this girl?
Oh...
I'm sorry.
Aww, what for, you little mutt?
You're so cute, we'll forgive you!
"Squeeze"
What's the matter?
I don't feel so good.
You ate too much crab.
Haru-chan, be strong!
Come on, over to the washroom! The washroom!
What a wasteful thing I've done.
I was in such a rush, I just plunged into the nearest room. Where am I?
All done?
I'm sorry for intruding into the room of a stranger...
How rude. It's me.
Kyoya-senpai?
Oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have gotten everyone worried about me.
I wasn't particularly worried.
It was hard to stop Hikaru and Kaoru
from trying to beat those punks half-to-death, though.
Also, there was the trouble I went to sending bouquets to the girls
by way of apology, after looking forward to coming along on this trip.
I'll pay for those flowers myself.
The bouquets cost 50,000 per person, so it comes to 600,000.
Why did you turn the lights off?
If you want to, you could pay for those flowers with your body.
You should rethink your own gullibility, that things
have nothing to do with a person being a boy or a girl.
You've made a mistake in leaving yourself so open.
So that's it.
Kyoya-senpai, you won't do it.
I mean,
there isn't anything to be gained by getting into it with me, right?
True enough.
You are indeed fascinating.
But I did find out one thing.
Kyoya-senpai, you're even nicer than I thought.
After all, you were just backing up what Tamaki-senpai said, right?
Well think about it, you idiot! You are a girl!
You intentionally played the bad guy to show me that, didn't you?
Kyoya?
Do you have any lotion? This sunburn is worse than I thought--
Kyoya, you rotten...
Here. Use as much as you want, you goof.
Nothing to be gained, eh?
An interesting thought, in its own way.
What were you doing with Kyoya?
Nothing, really.
You expect me to believe it was nothing?!
Then how come the room's lights were out and you two were all alone?!
You are positively...
Never mind. A lot has happened today, and you must be tired,
so hurry on off to bed.
Senpai...
Er, I mean...
Haruhi?
I'm sorry.
I just remembered something I have to take care of, so if you'll excuse me...
Nobody has any business in there!
Haruhi, can you not stand thunder? Come on, Haruhi, get out here.
Staying in there makes it that much more scary, doesn't it?
I'm all right. I always get through it by doing this.
Always...
Always, by yourself...
in your home...
without calling on us, even though we're nearby...
I see.
I think I get it. Okay, I lose.
You grew up without relying on anyone else.
So, come on...
Come on over here.
From now on, I'll be there.
I'll do all I can not to take my eyes off of you,
to make sure that you're never alone again.
Are you sure this is okay?
Leaving the two of them together?
She's with our Tamaki. What could possibly go wrong?
Sir? We're coming in.
You see? With the blindfold, you can't see anything,
and sound-wise, if you wear earplugs...
Ah, you're right!
Despicable.
--What kind of "play" is this? --I-It's not like that!
It's not like that!
Be careful, Haruhi.
His highness apparently has a thing for S&M, too.
I told you, it wasn't like that!
I see. So that's what S&M is.
I let you get away with something funny without even knowing it.
It wasn't like that! I did it for your sake!
Start driving.
Hey!
Don't leave me behind!
Wait!
I can run for 5000 miles, until I'm out of breath.
100 liters of adrenaline keeps the body working at full strength.
Having come this far, is it enough? How far until it's okay?
The trees that imbue the streets of this town
keep repeatedly changing their appearance.
In completely washed-out pallor, and unchanging frailty,
I want to believe in myself, as I am here and now.
With my right hand, and my left hand, held over my head,
I tear through the darkness and go!
There is no deceit!
I've made my resolve!
From the moment I make my start, the world expands.
Why have I never noticed it before?
Haruhi is totally cut out for an all-girls' school, isn't she?
Which is why there's no way I can let her transfer to a girls' school!
Next time, "A Challenge from Lobelia Girls' Academy!"
Ouran High School Host Club will be waiting for you, next week!